i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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