his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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