All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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