I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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