I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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