Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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