oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Randomize
