She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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