fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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