either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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