Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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