Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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