he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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