how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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