i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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