doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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