Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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