I'll bet she douches with gravy.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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