Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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