Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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