Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
