I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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