where am i from again
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Randomize
