My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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