whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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