The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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