Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
i now understand why vodka
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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