Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
