Your tits are I can't wait for
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
