At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
