is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
NoShamevember. You game?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Randomize
