Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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