I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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