: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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