quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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