But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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