Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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