Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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