Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
send nudes
from the living room?
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