yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
