Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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