I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
