I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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