so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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