Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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