And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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