I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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