Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
