I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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