we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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