His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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