my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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