I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Randomize
