yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
BRING THE BAGELS
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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