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it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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