so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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